So a hawt, hard-bodied, blonde mother I’d like to fuck walks into a shoe store (no this isn’t a joke) looking for the most-expensive boots on the rack. This babe doesn’t wanna walk without the store and watch her boots on someone else’s soles. This babe wishes smth off the hook. Peter, the salesman, comes out to aid her, and the mother I’d like to fuck is a adult baby bitchy at 1st, but in advance of our boi Pete knows it, this babe’s got her soles in his genitals, and, just like that, boots have been forgotten.

And that is the story of 41-year-old Raquel Sultra’s comeback to 40SomethingMag.com. It sounds like smth that might’ve happened to Al Bundy in the old transvestite display Married With Children…until the hookup begins, certainly. Poor Al not at any time got any act.

But u at no time get to worry about getting your piece of the pie when Raquel’s around.

“I was married for 14 years, and I was nice-looking uptight,” Raquel told. “I was a conforming mommy. I was always open to hookup, but I was not open to like, ‘Let us do it,’ and totally assured in myself. When I got divorced, I was like, ‘Pound it. It failed. I can not plumb it up any worse. I am gonna be like George Costanza and do the contrary of anything I did in advance of and watch how that works out. I am plan to live my life for me cuz I already gave up also much for somebody else, and if there is a bunch of stuffy people who do not like it, they do not get to see.'”

We wanna see.

By the way, Raquel on boots: “All my boots are fuck-me boots. They’re all pumps, they’re all stilettos and I enjoy all of ’em.”