“I used to be an F-cup,” told Michelle Bond, one of England’s finest. “And they just grew and grew, and each time I got measured, they appeared to be to have grown. Either that or my undies is shrinking! U know, I generally do not know where it has come from. As my bod has kind of grown a bit, they’ve grown with me.

“The solely thing that is different betwixt now and years agone is that I do not munch as much. I used to be stick-thin, and my boobies weren’t that large ‘coz I partied a lot, but now, I do not know. I haven’t done everything to ’em. They’ve just grown. They appear to be to still be growing. They haven’t stopped growing since they began. I would like to think it will stop pretty soon! Otherwise I’ll be walking along with a wheelbarrow. Kicking ’em along in front of me.”