“I’m hotter than my teenage daughter,” 40-year-old wife, mom and school teacher Monica said. “I’m a lot sexier, too.”

We haven’t seen Monica’s daughter, but we believe it. How much hotter than Monica can a woman get?

“Unfortunately, I hardly ever get to express my sexuality. I’m a teacher, and there’s a way teachers are supposed to dress. Even when I’m out with my husband, there’s a chance we’ll run into somebody from school or a kid’s parent. How would it look if I was dressed like some hoochie mama? But here, I can finally be the real me.”

Enjoy the real Monica.