Meet Princess Pumpkins, a sexy, youthful cam-girl with hooters that will remind veteran SCORE Lads of the women of the Large ’90s and early ’00s. But this day’s bra-busting sweater shredders do not become feature dancers, practically live on-stage and tour from club to club in North America. They become web-cam chicks. Fans do not learn about ’em from ads in local newspapers. They check out about ’em on cam-sites and Twitter. And SCORE.

“I have not at any time discovered a brassiere to entirely fit me,” told Princess. “My jugs are also large and my back is also puny. I costume to put ’em on show as much as I can. The telling is true. If u’ve got it, flaunt it.”

Princess says this babe enjoys doing livecam shows. And when this babe’s not on-cam: “I am highly large into cosplay. I enjoy movie games, sci-fi, hentai and plan to Comic-cons. I am not actually into sports…unless u consider damsel Jello wrestling a sport. That is just hawt!”

By coincidence, that is likewise our beloved sport.

Princess talks with SCORE editor Dave in a separate movie interview.