For some, Allie Pearson is habit-forming. One time they watch her, they’re hooked. The XL Ladies staff has no cure for this, no antidote. We ourselves are addicted to that beautiful face, that winning smile, that smokin’ spectacular bod and large boobs. “What should I do with my boobs this day?” Allie asks. That view in her eyes and her girly-girl voice alone deliver erectile rigidity.

XLGirls: U’re so lovely!

Allie: I’m lovely. I am a hottie.

XLGirls: Tell us in what ways u’re a hotty.

Allie: I am just a highly caring person. I enjoy people. I always give people the benefit of the doubt. I do not have tons of trust issues, so I automatically seek the superb in people vs. judging ’em. I do not do that.

XLGirls: So the lads who walk up to u and stick their goes in your bosom, the superb in ’em is…

Allie: They’re most likely indeed lovely when they’re sober, but they’ve had a adult baby bit also much to swallow!